9 deadly words used by women
- FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
- FIVE MINUTES - if she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- NOTHING - this is the calm before the storm. this means something, and you should be on your toes. arguments that begin with nothing usually end in FINE.
- GO AHEAD - this is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!
- LOUD SIGH - this isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. a LOUD SIGH means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about NOTHING. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of NOTHING.)
- THAT'S OKAY - this is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. THAT'S OKAY means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- THANKS - a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. just say 'you're welcome'. (i want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says 'thanks a lot' - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a WHATEVER.)
- WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying F-YOU!
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT - another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. this will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong?'. for the woman's response, refer to #3.
so there you go, guys. i hope this will more or less help you in understanding/dealing with women. my best wishes go to you guys. =P
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2 flew over the cuckoo's nest:
term yg aku pakai klu mls dh nak argue something..
fine dan whatever....
*aawwwwww...... :D
totally agree with u...pffttttt
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