These are all 100% real towns in the USA!
What wood varnish were these people drinking? I want some!

Eek and Unalaska, Alaska
Nothing, Arizona
Toad Suck, Arkansas
Secret Town and You Bet, California
Hygiene, Colorado
Frostproof, Florida
Hopeulikit, Georgia
Beer Bottle Crossing, Idaho
Grand Detour, Illinois
Santa Claus, Indiana
What Cheer, Iowa
and Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky
Bald Head, Maine
Boring, Maryland
Hell, Michigan
Tightwad and Licking, Missouri
Square Butt, Montana
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Cat Elbow Corner, New York
Home and Knockemstiff, Ohio
Half.com, Oregon
King of Prussia and Panic and Scalp Level, Pennsylvania
Red Shirt, South Dakota
Nameless and Sweet Lips, Tennessee
Canadian and Telephone and Cut n Shoot, Texas
Humptulips, Washington
HooHoo and Big Ugly, West Virgina
Imalone, Wisconsin

Best names ever!